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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

No way

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?

Then came..

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can landlords or property managers legally offer discounts or incentives for renewing leases?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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